Meanwhile, back up on stage…Keys in top hat, tails and aloha shirt at the keyboard is joined by Alice Welling on the lungs, Mike MacDonald on the drums, Ed Bourgeois on the channeler, and Jelly Roll Jim on the bass. Also Martha Stewart (And you’re not, which must suck), Sourdough Mike from Egegik, Yukon Jacques, Katherine Hepburn, Johnny Cash (rhymes with cache), Elvis (The most fun I’ve had since I died from drugs and booze), the Sentimental Sisters (I’m Senta! I’m Mental!), Fishita (Don’t fish for me in Talkeetna, the truth is I’ve never been there), and the Devil With a Blue Tarp. Whoever is the current governor of Alaska and a few who were before make cameo appearances, along with other deserving elected officials. From the opening number, two things are immediately apparent: Nothing is sacred 

We’ve got an official state congressman
Whose mouth is the official state sewer.

and these people will do ANYTHING for a laugh.

And tourists buy moose nugget jewelry
Made from the official state turd.

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