Tag: Mr. Whitekeys

An enigma wrapped in Spam shrouded in Spenard

NO MORE SLEAZE BAGS. No more plastic monkeys hanging off the side of your Wasilla Bad Apple. No more intermission admonitions to go out into the parking lot and father a child. After 3,547 performances (“Absolutely that many,” he said when challenged) in two locations in sleazy downtown Spenard, Mr. Whitekeys is calling it a…

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These people will do anything for a laugh

Meanwhile, back up on stage…Keys in top hat, tails and aloha shirt at the keyboard is joined by Alice Welling on the lungs, Mike MacDonald on the drums, Ed Bourgeois on the channeler, and Jelly Roll Jim on the bass. Also Martha Stewart (And you’re not, which must suck), Sourdough Mike from Egegik, Yukon Jacques,…

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“Ladeeeeeze and gentlemen, boyz and girls, sourdoughs and sourdettes..!”

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Nothing is sacred, and these people will do ANYTHING for a laugh.

From Chapter 13 of Alaska Traveler: Meanwhile, back up on stage…Keys in top hat and tails and aloha shirt at the keyboard is joined by Alice Welling on the lungs, Mike MacDonald on the drums, Ed Bourgeois on the channeler, and Jelly Roll Jim on the bass. Also Martha Stewart (And you’re not, which must…

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