And now, from the author of the fabulous “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack,” — which, yes, I also own — comes another fabulous collection:

Including such gems as:

“Miniature virtual reality bathrooms” wouldn’t work for me. “Disposable lab-grown trousers” don’t sound very attractive, either. #justsayn

Cops only wish they could be as tough.

After all, who really knows what’s on that gold record on Voyager?

In Gauldworld, there are conversations going on all around us all unbeknownst to us.

There are belly laughs.

Ikea builds one in three…two…

But this one has to be my favorite. #natch

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