From my Twitter feed…
The Bible was originally written in Comic Sans.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 11, 2014

“Absolutely no seal oil is permitted in the vehicle.” —Car rental agreement, Nome. http://t.co/RsLu5lwqZX #AlaskaTraveler
— Dana Stabenow (@danastabenow) June 25, 2014
And for the win…
Had to be done. pic.twitter.com/ERl6dgxxl7
— Mark Donovan (@markydonovan) June 24, 2014