Star Trek: The Reboot

SPOILER ALERT. Do not read this if you haven’t seen Star Trek. I have seen it SPOILER and I’m going to SPOILER talk about what I saw SPOILER. So if you haven’t seen it yet and you don’t want to be SPOILED go away and come back when you have. And feel free to leave lots and lots of comments, because I could just talk this stuff all day.


star-trek-imageFirst and most important — I marvel at the elegant simplicity of the plot twist that allows this crew to head off into their own time line without interfering with the original one. It’s so natural! So obvious! Of course that’s what will happen! And it’s all explained in like three lines of dialogue in part of a scene, superb craftsmanship. I have serious writer envy going on here.

Pike and Kirk — I have always loved Bruce Greenwood, and he is wonderful here as Pike, probably because he is written so well. This is what a leader is, this is why they get paid the big bucks. He recognizes a lack in Star Fleet, sees that Kirk can help supply that lack, knows that begging Kirk to join won’t work and dares him to join instead. And then is smart enough to leave it at that, to let Kirk get the rest of the way on his own. It’s all about character, something too many people who make films have forgotten.

Kirk and Pike — Okay, he’ll join, but on his own terms. “Four years? I’ll do it in three.” Walks on the shuttle with what he’s got on his back. Whatever happens to him next happens somewhere else and he’s not cluttering up his future with any excess baggage. I do love a character who is willing to risk everything on one throw.

Love the scene of Kirk riding his chopper to the dockyard. Amber waves of grain against a rising sun, shifting to the dark, grimy hard-surfaced, sharp-angled shuttle. It’s like Kirk goes through his own personal industrial revolution in two minutes. And exterior to interior, a metaphor for Kirk’s spiritual journey as well.

Spock and his mom — His mother is his soft spot. She’s his trigger when the other kids are trying to insult him into responding (Mudblood, anyone?). She is the proximate cause of him turning down the Vulcan academy in favor of the Star Fleet academy. One is run by Vulcans, the other by humans. It’s also an in-your-face to his father for weaseling about his marrying Spock’s mother. Well, Dad, you said I’d have to choose my own path. See ya.

Spock and the High Council — Best. Dialogue. Ever. Smackdown: Spock. They’re bigots, racists and snobs, he calls them on it, and they can’t say he’s wrong. He rejects them and walks away. A glorious moment in Trek history.

Spock and his father — His father telling him he married Spock’s mother because he loved her gives Spock implicit permission to love Uhura. Spock’s relationship with his father in this time line is going to be very different. Of course there are only 10,000 Vulcans left in the universe, so they’d better get along.

Spock and Uhura — I love this trope. I love it that xenolinguist Uhura’s smart enough to go for Spock and not Kirk. She’s not even tempted and Kirk gets the bimbo roommate instead. YES. Says a lot about the character of both men. I do wish Uhura had been the one to make the leap about the Klingon attack being a Romulan trap, but yeah, Kirk’s way onto the ship. The first time. He needed Scotty the second time.

Sulu — “Fencing.” Yeah, and that’s some sword. Kinda redeems him for not releasing the space brake or warp damper or whatever that was. Certainly wasn’t the ‘fencing’ Kirk was thinking it was when Sulu tells him what his hand-to-hand experience is.

Scotty — He was only in like a tenth of the whole film and he had at least half of all the best lines. “Incredibly, we’re exactly where we’re supposed to be.”

Kirk — He was right and Spock was wrong. They had to turn and fight, and I loved what he said when he told the crew, what was it, something like “either we come back or they do.” Yeah. Motivation.

Great bits: Kirk and Spock on the transporter after Uhura says goodbye. “So, her first name’s–“ “I have nothing further to say on the matter.” Kirk getting the snot kicked out of him every five minutes. Was there an alien character or two that reminded anyone else of the Star Wars cantina? Bones first infecting and then treating Kirk — “Stop that!” “Op at!”

The shout-outs: Chekhov’s W’s. Sulu’s fencing. Spock’s eyebrow and “Fascinating.” Uhura’s skirt, I’m so glad it’s not up to the crack of her butt in this timeline. Kirk’s Kobiyashi Maru test and the apple, loved that. The red shirt/suit on the drill, you just knew what was going to happen there. The younger Spock using the nerve pinch on Kirk. The elder Spock mind melding with Kirk. Kinda indicative of where the two Spocks are in their relationship with Kirk, isn’t it?

In short? They got it right. I can’t remember the last time I came out of a theater feeling this good.

Some bonus prizes for those of you who made it down this far:

GWC logoGo here to listen to the GWC podcast on Star Trek. All this is what I would have said if I’d been in the room with Chuck, Sean and Audra. If I’d managed to get a word in edgewise, which is doubtful.

star-trek-countdownFor the full backstory on Nero (and his tattoos) and the elder Spock, read the four-graphic novel prequel, Star Trek Countdown. I bought them on iTunes and read them on my iPhone. Not as fast as a mind meld but the art is better.

discover-logoGo here to read a great post on the film’s science (“Black holes are not to be trifled with. They really suck.”) on Discover’s Bad Astronomy blog.


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  1. I agree. Loved this film! I went with my 3 grown children and we laughed that the theater was filled with old people (okay, mature adults) rather than the usual teenagers/college crowd. I was a little surprised by the aliens at the academy and on the Enterprise. You didn’t see that on the original, did you?

  2. Spoilers have never bothered me as long as the writing’s good. This will be the first movie I’ve seen in a theatre, other than HP or animated stuff, since…Star Trek IV? I think it may be. The elder offspring has seen it already, and approved. Though she didn’t get all the shout-outs, she said it was clear where they were from the reactions of the older audience members.

  3. I never saw TOS, Jennifer, except in reruns. TNG was my show. It may be that TOS just didn’t have the budget for alien makeup.

    Thanks for the correct quote, Greg. It was exactly the right thing to say. We don’t have to like Kirk to acknowledge his leadership skills. He was absolutely in the right chair.

    And Katie, I think this is a film that anyone can enjoy, whether they have seen one ST episode from any of the series, or all of them. Character, dialogue, action scenes, FX, all excellent, and even if the plot is a little far-fetched, who cares? It’s Star Trek, and it totally served its purpose, to get those people on that ship. And awaaaaa-ay we go!

    Or, you know, Engage!

  4. God! How could you spoil it like this? Now it’s ruined. Oh, wait. I already saw it twice.

    I could not agree more. One of my favorite things is how easy it would have been to have this new cast be caricatures of the originals. They share some mannerisms. My absolute fave is how freaking perfect Karl Urban is as Bones, like he channelled
    DeForest, without it being like a cartoon.

    One of the best movies I’ve ever seen!

  5. Right there with you, Mel, and I am deeply envious that you’ve seen it twice. The casting was, in a word, perfect. I keep remembering Sulu telling Kirk “Fencing” and then saving his ass with the great unfolding sword. The script was perfect, too, lots of big ideas, lots of human tropes, and lots of comedy both cerebral and slapstick.

  6. First I thought this would be a great date-night movie for my husband and me. Then I felt guilty for thinking of leaving the girls (7 and 13) behind. How can you not pass down the Trek to the next generation?? Now really! Family matinee, here we come! ( I love good spoilers, Dana 🙂

  7. It is so nice to know I am one of millions of avid Star Trek people.
    I saw the movie, and came out of the theater with one thought. They are back. I saw the very first episode back in ’66’. And have loved it, dearly, since that first time.
    I was astonished at how well this film was all tied in to that original. How well it became real.
    Back when TNG was due to be shown for the very first time, I had many doubts as to how well it could possibly be done. Bring back Star Trek? In any form? Without the original people? NEVER! But they did it, and they did it beautifully.
    Now, it has happened again. There it is, so well tied to the original, it’s like they never stopped.
    It is, indeed, back, and better than ever.

  8. Boy, your experience and thoughts were spot-on to mine and my buddy, who made the trip to visit me specifically so we could go see it together. What a great movie.

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