Losers in SpaceLosers in Space by John Barnes

It's a couple of hundred years in the future and mankind has created a society free from want. Everyone is rich, no one is hungry or without shelter. What's the catch?

There's nothing to do. Except sit around and watch the meeds, which most do.

So Susan Teraville (aka Crazy Science Girl) and her other loser friends decide to stow away on the milk run of the Virgo, a cargo ship in orbit between Earth and Mars, and make themselves famous enough to become official celebrities, with their own meeds, for which they will get paid more than for sitting around doing nothing. (Some people are just never satisfied.)

As you might expect from a novel by John Barnes, all does not go according to plan, beginning with an accident (or was it?) that kills most of Virgo's crew and knocks her way off course, followed by a subsequent series of mysterious accidents (or are they?) that whittle down the losers down one at a time. Coping with disaster teaches Susan and her crew that maybe they aren't the losers they or their society thought they were, and the last chapter is is maybe the most satisfying revenge fantasy I've ever read.

A lot going on here, including interpolatory chapters called "Notes for the Interested." Barnes writes

In the main text, I'll explain only as muc as a reader needs to follow the story; if it's just more cool science upon which you may wish to geek, I'll package it in a Note for the Interested. You ca read the whole book and follow the story without reading a single Note for the Interested (if you're not interested). On the other hand, if you are interested, they're easy to find.

To paraphrase John Le Carre, this novel wears many hats upon its head. First off, it is a slam-bang action adventure story, a Tom Swift novel without the adverbs and with the tech based in reality. It's an exemplar of the sf "if this goes on" novel--the court case upon which the survival of the Virgo hangs is uncomfortably possible, or it is at least from a conservative perspective. It's a character study, in that it looks at what happens to five distinct character types locked up on a tin can in the middle of a vast expanse of nothing for almost two years, and since the narrative is in Susan's voice it is also an examination of the art and results of command.

Losers in Space would be a terrific novel to teach in high school. Teenagers will really relate to the characters, it's an interesting literary choice, and the Notes are a great first step into can-do science. A fun, fascinating and terrifying read.

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Every Filipino you know will take one look and say “That’s just fried rice!”

[from the stabenow.com vaults, November 2011] I’m staying with friends, and my host Rob smoked a halibut filet for another, non-meat-eater friend, Jacqueline Winspear, who came to dinner. We had a little less than a pound of the halibut left, and were wondering what to do with it. Jackie, British, said, “It’d be good in…

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Leviathan Wakes (Expanse, #1)Leviathan Wakes by James S.A. Corey

A ripsnorter of an action adventure near future tale. Mankind has moved on to the asteroid belt and the gas planet moons but he hasn't entirely outgrown Tsiolkovsky's cradle. Earth is feuding with Mars, Mars is feuding with Earth, the Outer Planets Alliance is feuding with everyone, and the introduction of an alien bioweapon into this volatile mix brings them all to the brink of a war that will put a final period to human existence.

Except, and you knew there was going to be an except, for the efforts of salvage ship XO Jim Holden and Ceres beat cop Miller, one a straight-up guy who keeps getting runabouts/ships/habitats shot out from under him, the other an increasingly and disturbingly active member of the "justice delayed is justice denied" mindset. Together, can they save the Solar System? Maybe, if they destroy the Mormons' megaship first.

Oh yeah, if you like nuts and bolts sf and lots of space battles, this book is for you. Corey has a real gift for imagining what life will be like on the other side of the gravity well and, better, dumping us right in the middle of it. I'm into the second in the series already.

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Peyote, picot, and patience.

That’s what it takes to bead rocks. All the beads are sewn on with needle and thread. It took me five days. I used primarily single and double peyote stiches, with a lot of picot for embellishment. And a ton of patience. If you think this rock is pretty, you should see the work my…

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Death of a Red HeroineDeath of a Red Heroine by Qiu Xiaolong

This novel is first and foremost a portrait of Shanghai in the early 90s, as China is substituting capitalism for Mao's Cultural Revolution with breakneck enthusiasm. Chief Inspector Chen Cao is called away from the dinner celebrating his new apartment by the discovery of the body of a young woman, tied up in a garbage sack and dumped in a rural canal. She has no clothes and no identification and it's a long slog before Chen finds out who she is. Finding her killer is hampered by Communist Party hacks who fear whodunnit may be someone the Party can't afford to convict, lest it reflect badly on the Party's spotless reputation, not to mention the Party's strong arm, Internal Security. Everything about the case is political, of course, but then so is everything else in Chen's world so what's new.

But what is most delightful here are the word pictures of every aspect of life in Shanghai lived at Chen's level. Want to make a call?

There were four phones on a wooden shelf behind the small windows. One phone was labeled "For Incoming Calls Only." According to Uncle Bao, the public phone service had been originally put in for the convenience of the dorm residents only, but now people in the lane could also use the phones for just ten cents.

"When a call comes in, I write down the name and call-back number on a pad, tear off that page, and give the message to the intended recipient. If it happens to be a dorm resident, I just need to shout the name at the foot of the stairs with a loudspeaker."

"What about the people who don't live in the building?"

"I've got an assistant. She goes out to inform them, shouting with her loudspeaker under their windows."

Need some groceries?

A long line stretched back from a fish stall. Aside from the people standing there, there was also a collection of baskets, broken cardboard boxes, stools, and even bricks--all of them placed before or after the people in line. At every slow forward step, the people would move these objects a step farther. Placing an object in line was symbolic, he realized, of the owner's presence. When a basket drew near to the stall, the owner would assume his or her position. Consequently, a line of fifteen people might really mean fifty people were ahead of him. At the speed the line was moving, he judged, it would probably take him more than an hour to be waited on.

How much would you pay once you got to the head of the line?

"It's all to Peiquin's credit," Yu said. "She managed to get all the crabs at the state price."

It was a well-acknowledged fact that no one could be so lucky as to buy live crabs at a state-run market. Or at the official price. The so-called state price still existed, but merely in newspapers or government statistics. People paid seven or eight times more in the free markets. However, a state-run restaurant could still obtain one or two baskets of crabs at the state price during the season. Only the crabs never appeared on the restaurant's tables. The moment they were shipped in, they were divided and taken home by the restaurant staff.

And quite right, too. Oh, you don't want to cook for yourself?

"Steamed ribs with bean sauce, chicken with sticky rice, steamed beef tripe, mini-bun of pork, and a pot of chrysanthemum tea with sugar," Ouyang said, turning to Chen with a smile. "These are my favorites here, but choose for yourself."

Followed by a small segue into the origins of dim sum. Chen eats a lot of terrific meals in this novel. I recommend reading it with a napkin in hand to mop up the drool.

Wondering about medical care in China in Chen's time?

"Dad, I'm calling from the local county hospital. Kangkang, our second son, is sick, his temperature is 104. The doctor says that it is pneumonia. Guolian has been laid off. We've got no money left."

"How much?"

"We need a thousand Yuan as a deposit or they won't treat him."

How about a cup of tea to settle the digestion after a lunch of rubbery chicken and noodles?

There was a whisper of southern bamboo music in the teahouse, perhaps from a tape player somewhere. A silver-haired waiter carrying a heavy shining brass kettle poured the water in a graceful arc into the tiny cup before Chen. There was lore to this. In ancient China, teahouse waiters had been called Doctors of Tea, and the teahouse was a place of spiritual cultivation, as well as where people exchanged daily information.

Okay, yes, some of the exposition does get a little lumpish on occasion, and the plot does take forever to unfold -- it's 137 pages before we even get a suspect -- and the resolution turns on the dea ex machina appearance of Chen's old HCC girlfriend (you'll know what HCC means by the end of the book, believe me). Inspector Chen, an aspiring Adam Dalgleish, quotes poetry ad infinitum and even has some published, Detective Yu is constitutionally pissed off except when he's at home being in love with his wife, Commissar Zhang is always Party hack first and cop second, and Detective Old Hunter Yu and Overseas Chinese Lu brighten up every scene they're in.

But the setting, oh, the setting. You will be transported across the Pacific and back twenty years, and you won't be sorry. And you'll want to go to Shanghai and Guangzhou just to eat.

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“He had always thought German a pleasing language to swear in. It had the proper supply of consonants.”

Circle Of Shadows by Imogen Robertson These books only keep getting better and better. In this fourth in the series it is 1784, and English gentlewoman Harriet Westerman and anatomist Gabriel Crowther receive news that Harriet’s sister’s new-made husband, Daniel Clode, has been arrested for murder in the Duchy of Maulberg. Harriet and Gabriel decamp…

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